Operational bachelorette party. Comedy. А play for 5 people - Николай Владимирович Лакутин

Angelina (to Lisa and everyone). He said that he would regularly pay me a nice commission for a passport stained with a stamp. If we can't get used to each other, we'll get divorced, and that's it. He offered to live as they had lived before, each by himself. But only demonstrations for parents and relatives need to be done from time to time. And so — complete freedom of action, plus money.

Lisa (waiting for the denouement, displeased, to Angelina). Well?

Angelina (to Lisa). Lee, it only happened a couple of days ago. It is clear that after the meeting we immediately went to him. It was necessary to understand which of us is worth what. And the next morning I called you and… and then you already know. These twin brothers did not come from God knows where. Then the girls over there fell on us. (He points to Xana, Bela and Damira.) There really wasn't time to tell, Lee! Don't get mad, okay?

Angelina comes up to Lisa, hugs her. Lisa "thaws", also hugs Angelina in response.

Xana (to Angelina, with interest and cunning). Geeel?

Angelina turns to Xana questioningly.

Xana (to Angelina, with interest and cunning). What if you fall in love with each other?

Lisa (with the support of the words of Xana, Angelina). Listen, oh, really! What then?

Angelina thinks, pauses, looks at the girls.

Angelina (thoughtfully, drawlingly). Well…, nothing good will come of it! I can't fall in love with him, that's what!

Damira (surprised). Why is that?

Angelina (cheerfully, through laughter). Yes, because if I love him anyway, then no one will pay me a commission!

Everyone laughs with a loud laugh.

Slowly calming down.

Xana (to Angelina, carefully). With money, he won't knock you over?

Bela (addressing Angelina, supporting Xana, as if she herself has a huge life experience). By the way, yes! Look, you can't take these guys' word for it!

Damira (carefully, to Angelina). Did you get a receipt from him? Or even better, an official document should be drawn up by a notary.

Angelina (Xana, Bela and Damire). Girls, it's okay, don't panic. I have already received an advance payment, and immediately several months in advance. Well, there… If he starts to cheat, I'm sorry — goodbye!

A small pause in the dialogues. The girls ponder, agree with Angelina's arguments.

Lisa (hugging her friend, with warmth, to Angelina). Well, so you're already a wife without five minutes!

Angelina (proudly, affectedly). Yes!

Lisa (hugging her friend, with warmth, to Angelina). Congratulations!

Damira (to everyone, positively). I think this is another toast! Pour it quickly, you just need to drink for it!

Girls pour, clink glasses, drink.

Angelina looks at her watch, starts fussing.

Angelina (fussily). Girls, I'm sorry, but I have a fitting early in the morning. This one is mine… betrothed, agreed with some cool wedding salon. A master will come there directly to them to fit them, hem them, or vice versa, he can dissolve them somewhere. In general, I would like at least a few hours to have time to take a nap before all this fuss. So please forgive me — I'm leaving!

Lisa (to Angelina, leaving her glass). Wait, I'm with you.

Xana (to Lisa). Lee? What are you? I'll call a taxi for Gela now, she will be delivered in the best possible way, don't worry about it. You can understand it, of course, you need to have time to put yourself in order, at least a little rest, if possible. And where are you going? Stay with us. Are we sitting well?

Lisa (cautiously, trying not to offend anyone). Yes, well, who's arguing. But I just somehow…

Angelina (to Lisa kindly). Stay. Everything will be fine, don't worry about me. Stay here with the girls. The atmosphere is really cool, we haven't had such a good rest anywhere for a long time.

Lisa (agreeing). You can't argue with that.

Meanwhile, Xana "pokes" at her smartphone.

Xana (looking at her smartphone). Well. The taxi will arrive in three minutes. White Volkswagen Polo. Number 896. (Looks at Angelina.) Well, bride, come on… I don't know what will come out of this idea, but I will keep my fists for everything to be wonderful!

Angelina (to Xane, from the heart). Ksyu, thank you for everything! You're very cool. Very— very!

Angelina and Xana embrace.

Angelina (to all the girls, making excuses). Girls, I hope you don't mind me not inviting you to the wedding? I don't really know anything myself yet. Who, what, where. Most likely, we will sign up quietly and peacefully, and then we will go, "please" his ancestors!

Xana, Lisa, Damira, Bela (chorus, warm, from the heart). Goaaaaay!

Angelina stops hugging Xana, starts hugging Lisa

Lisa (to Angelina, warmly). Come on, Gel. Good luck to you. As soon as something happens, call me right away. I'll be waiting for news!

Xana, Damira, Bela (chorus, Lisa). And then tell us!

A warm, kind musical composition sounds.

Everyone laughs, saying goodbye to Angelina.

Angelina leaves, the girls leave after her, escorted "to the threshold".

ZTM.

Scene 3. Leftovers are sweet

Sauna. Night.

Dim lighting.

The musical composition continues to sound.

The girls (Xana, Damira, Bela and Lisa) are coming back. Yawning, stretching.

The musical accompaniment stops and ends.

Xana (yawning, White). Squirrel, tell me this! A "magpie on my tail informed me here that you are not a native Muscovite.

Bela (in amazement). What do you mean?

Xana (with interest, Bele). Well… I'm about "from the age of six in Biryulyovo."

Bela (understanding, sarcastically). Ah, I realized where the wind is blowing from.

Xana (with interest, Bele). Or did you just live in another area of Moscow before that?

The girls themselves still "take on the chest", each taking into account their own norm. They sit down. They listen to Bela.

Bela (calmly, remembering). No, I've never lived in another part of Moscow. From the age of